Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married?
Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.
Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.
I love A Cappella groups. SO LEGIT.
the anatomy of a conversation between zach and...
adamusprime: rosy: <statement regarding zach’s feelings toward her> zach: <statement to the contrary> rosy: <accusation of slander> zach: <continued support of his previous statement> rosy: <declaration of desire to end friendship> zach: <nullification of rosy’s declaration> rosy: :’[
rowzea: textsfromlastnight: (425): Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it’s just a lie.
Adam: i REALLY want cake right now.
Adam: not even cake, really.
Adam: just frosting
Leah: i love icing!
Leah: especially cream cheese
Justin: this is fucking retarded
Leah: well poop
Zak: no poop
Leah: lots of poop
Zak: there was never any poop
Leah: yes there was
Leah: it was explosive!
Zak: because that never happened
safarizone: The ThatZak Song by Cadegoestocollege