September 2009
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August 2009
20 posts
scrubs
Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married?
Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.
Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.
I love A Cappella groups. SO LEGIT.
the anatomy of a conversation between zach and...
adamusprime:
rosy: <statement regarding zach’s feelings toward her>
zach: <statement to the contrary>
rosy: <accusation of slander>
zach: <continued support of his previous statement>
rosy: <declaration of desire to end friendship>
zach: <nullification of rosy’s declaration>
rosy: :’[
rowzea:
textsfromlastnight:
(425): Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it’s just a lie.
Adam: i REALLY want cake right now.
Adam: not even cake, really.
Leah: yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Adam: just frosting
Leah: ooooo
Leah: i love icing!
Leah: especially cream cheese
Justin: this is fucking retarded
Adam: ...oh.
Leah: well poop
Zak: no poop
Leah: yes
Leah: lots of poop
Zak: no
Zak: there was never any poop
Zak: ever
Leah: yes there was
Leah: it was explosive!
Zak: untrue
Zak: because that never happened
safarizone:
The ThatZak Song by Cadegoestocollege
